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EhhKetchup on Hot DogsHow Goyishe can you get Food

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The Carnegie Deli's “Woody Allen” is half corned beef, half pastrami, and a good six inches taller than the man it's named for.

... plain and found the ketchup significantly reduced my enjoyment (something about the combination of cabbage and ketchup?). I'm sure I would have enjoyed ...

Like Manischewitz with a twist, this saucy book will show the young Chosen Ones how to mix their ...

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I was advised to put ketchup in the sandwich, and to try a roll next time instead of a bagel.

If you want the pancakes to look like those on the box, you must grease the pan sparingly...put a tiny amount of butter in the pan, let it melt, ...

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I was advised to put ketchup in the sandwich, and to try a roll next time instead of a bagel.

Believe it or not, you can also get tired of waiting for them to bake, and turn on the broiler for “just a second” to brown up the tops, ...

It's only really a problem if you use too much filling, bake them too close together, and burn them, too:

Chill them again for half an hour or more before baking. At this point, turn on the oven so it can preheat while the rugelach are chilling. You can make a ...

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You can still eat them, but it cuts down considerably on how presentable they are. It's only really a problem if you use too much filling, bake them too ...

The thing is closer to a loosemeat-on-pita sandwich than to a real taco, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.

You really just want a thin skim of filling, even less than what is shown here. Too much will bubble over and make a horrible mess. If you are using nuts, ...

Yep, you're going to roll out the dough in sugar, rather than in flour. Roll it out as thin as you can, so it's the size of a large dinner plate.

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Food. Air. Water. Your body. Her body. Your muscles. Her blood. Being on the grass in the sunshine by the house under the sky on the red check blanket.

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... then I urge you to use caution clicking on the NY Pizza Burger. NY Pizza Burger, set to debut at Burger King, includes four Whoppers and a whopping ...

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(Although don't ever attempt eating food in front of her, as you will be met with the most pathetic, starved, wide-eyed dog face you have ever ...

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Kinda fits the season and kinda makes you feel thankful to live in a country where citizens are free to voice their opinions -- within limits as determined ...

Sitting shiva is not a subject you would expect to be the basis of a funny commercial. But there is a long history of dark humor over the centuries during ...

The dogs liked it.

Cut it like a pizza into 16 triangles. I use a rolling pizza cutter. It helps to hold the center in place with one finger so the dough doesn't curl up while ...

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Do you have any friends or relatives who are vegetarians or vegans? Do you ever give them a hard time about their eating habits when you're having a meal ...

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It seems Louis and Louise have mated to produce the Bee Gee Frenchee—a deep-fried loosemeat/grilled cheese hybrid. Too rich for my blood.

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Carp are so bony they're tricky to eat, thus the clever scoring so the smallest bones more or less cook away (but you still have to pay attention!)

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For our Frenchee initiation we chose B&G Tasty Foods, a loosemeat specialist now in an nondescript shopping center at the west edge of the city.

Here's one that will make any self-respecting, matzoh-munching Jew (and goyishe friends thereof) ...

Back in 2012 we posted a video of a "Bark Mitzvah" for a dog named Nicky in Stanhope, New Jersey. Nicky had just turned 2, or 13 in dog years, ...

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So you think you know the story of the binding of Isaac? Think again. The new (and controversial) satire now playing on TV sets in Israel, Hayehudim Ba'im ...

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Not the world's most exciting food, but I enjoyed the Runza's simple peppery flavor. And I'm not the only one.

Stop the presses - Jews change their names to names that sound more “goyishe”. The better to sell you the Brooklyn Bridge. Even Scarlett “Johansson” is a ...

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Modi Rosenfeld, the stand-up Jewish comedian known simply as Modi, has been one of our favorites ever since we started Jewish Humor Central.

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I receded to the stands, to watch the baseball in the best possible fashion: beer in one hand, hot dog in the other.

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I think that the business of kashrus is the best business in the entire world. Not only can you ...

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The Lego Movie franchise is a computer-animated adventure-comedy film series based on Lego construction toys. The franchise started in 2014 with The Lego ...

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Bottle dancing, a highlight of the wedding scene in Fiddler on the Roof, started long before the Broadway show and Hollywood film made it popular.

If we were writing a funny detective novel or screenplay about a Chassidic version of Columbo or Monk, in a moment of inspiration, we might think up a name ...

Was holiday travel a bitch for you this year? It was for me. In fact, the only thing (besides a stiff drink) that helped me endure my joke of a JetBlue ...

You won't see it in a goyishe workout, but it's the key to a yiddishe workout. What is it? Der Axel Kvetch, otherwise known as the shoulder shrug.

... photograph, part of a series titled Nomadia – American Nomads by the rising artist, Kitra Cahana. The young photographer traces an intricate portrait ...

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One of our favorite parts of The Muppet Show was when comedians and TV stars would appear in roles supporting the muppet characters and blending into the ...

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... the Israeli actress who plays the lead role in the Wonder Woman movie, took a star turn hosting Saturday Night Live. The show was broadcast in Israel ...

Friday we got a message from Garisson Keillor about the death of a beloved actor and sound technician and important part of the weekly NPR radio show ...

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I wanted to show you how I have already lost 24 pounds from a new natural weight loss product and want others to benefit aswell. - tornado and lightning in ...

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